1.YOUR REAL NAME: Ngeee.....I'mma use Izzy (I HATE my real first name...) Gonzalez

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother and fathers middle name)
*Mother NOONNE!* Cortes....XD

3.NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Benito Michael

4.STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Goniz (O_O)

5.DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Purple Wolf

6.SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, town where you were raised)
(Erm...I'mma use mah mom's maiden name, I have NONE!) De la Rosa Corpus Christi

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
THE Maroon Fanta/ THE Orange Fanta (it's a tie between those two..XD)

8.FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Izez

9.STREET NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Oreo Peanutbutter (sounds tasteh!!7-3)

10.SKANK NAME: (name of first pet or first street you lived on)
Dorothy

11.GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of first name plus 'izzle'
Izzizzle (Dat's a lotta z's XD)

12.YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets)
Black Jalapeno (OLE!!!!)

13. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Cotton Candy Scented Gir Baby Ruth (Long name....)

Okay!!!Let's get down to bidness!Yesterday, my family went Christmas shopping......and......I got bored........So, I went to this perfume shop and started snifing.....various things.....there was weird music playing in the background.......I was kinda scared.....Surprisingly, none of the perfume paper things smelled like anything, but the only thing that smelled were the bowls of coffee beans on the counters......so I sniffed that.XD My mom had a hair appointment, so I stuck around there sniffing coffee beans.The store clerk kicked me out.He said, "Omigawd, you're like, so weird!You're gonna chase away all my customers, you little weirdo!" I just said, ".......THANK YOU!" and ran off.Later, I was on a bench laying upside down on it, listening to people talk in Chinese.................then Princess Rapunzel came out with fixed highlights and we all went home, THE END!!!

And today.......The priest at my church today was VERY priestly.At one point, I almost hollered "HALLELUJAH TO THE LORD!!!!!" After Mass, my mom drove over to the cornerstore to buy ice cream........my brother and I were stuck in the car.......and bored.....So I started honking the horn...
Me:*sees a couple walking to their car* Gabie, I'm gonna honk the horn!!
Gabie:*freaking out* NO!!!DON'T HONK THE HORN!!!!!!
Me:*honks the horn* BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!

The couple kinda.......freaked.XD Hey, we were bored!
Me:*continues honking the horn*
Couple:*continues freaking*
Me:*takes cover*

Then meh mom comes back to the car, THE END!!!!!